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THE
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this section of our website we wanna throw a little twist at you, mixed
with a little humor and sautéed |
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touch of truth, we've compiled several categories and assigned the
players we think best fit the |
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If you take a look in the mirror and don't like what you see, just
remember, we feel |
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same about you! |
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HOME |
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ABOUT
PARADISE
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| PAYCHECK
PLAYERS |
THE
PHONICS SQUAD |
| 1.
Pervis
Ellison (Sonics) |
1.
Dikembe Mutombo (76ers) |
| 2. JR
Reid (Gone) |
2.
"Big
Country" Bryant Reeves (Grizzlies) |
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3.
Manute Bol (Gone) |
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| THE
MUNCHKIN SQUAD |
TU
WANG FU SQUAD |
| 1.
Muggsy Bogues (New York) |
1.
Dennis Rodman (Retired) |
| 2.
Spud Webb (Retired) |
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| 3.
Michael Adams (Retired) |
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Kalid Elamin (Dropped) |
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| THE
GOGGLE SQUAD |
THE
DIAPER SQUAD |
| 1.
James Worthy (Retired) |
1. Vin
Baker (Sonics) |
| 2.
Kareem Abdul Jabbar (Retired) |
2.
Karl Malone (Utah) |
| 3.
Horace Grant (Lakers) |
3.
Reggie Miller (Indiana) |
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| THE
GHETTO SQUAD |
THE
UGLY SQUAD |
| 1. Gary
Payton (Sonics) |
1. Sam
Cassell (The Bucks) |
| 2.
Allen Iverson (76ers) |
2.
Jerome Williams (Toronto) |
| 3.
Rasheed Wallace (Portland) |
3. Kurt
Thomas (New York) |
| 4.
Larry Hughes (Golden State) |
4. Mark
Eaton (Retired) |
| 5.
Isaiah Rider (Lakers) |
5. A.C.
Green (Miami) |
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| THE
ALL-GARBAGE SQUAD |
THE
ALL-PIMP SQUAD |
| 1. Jim
Macllvaine (Nets) |
1.
Shaq Diesel (Lakers) |
| 2.
Shawn Bradley (Dallas) |
2.
Charles Oakley (Toronto) |
| 3.
Olden Polynice (Utah) |
3.
Anthony Mason (Miami) |
| 4.
Benoit Benjamin (Gone) |
4.
Otis Thorpe (Miami) |
| 5.
Manute Bol (Gone) |
5.
Kevin Willis |
| 6.
Greg Ostertag (Utah) |
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| 7.
David Wingate (Needs to go) |
Do
you feel like tellin' these guys that you came up |
| 8.
Kendall Gill (Nets) |
short tonight? I
don't think so! |
| 9.
Bobby Hurley (Done) |
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| 10.
Ralph Sampson (Done) |
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This
page will be updated regularly with new Squads & new names. |
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if you happen to see your name listed in one of our SQUADS, then let me
throw this at you! |
| If you
can't laugh at yourself some times, you're in the wrong business and you
need a career change. |
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This page has been put
together by the phantom writers: B' DOG & MONEY |
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Contact us at ballersparadise@hotmail.com
if you have any questions or suggestions. |
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